{"product_id":"salty-sweary-seagulls-vertical-matted-5x7-prints-funny-sassy-quotes","title":"Salty+ Sweary Seagulls - VERTICAL Matted 5x7 PRINTS, Funny Sassy Quotes","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eA little sassy, a lot sweary, and totally true! Our Salty Gulls art prints are perfect for your foul-mouthed bestie, the coworker counting down to 5 o'clock, or anyone who needs a laugh with their attitude. When it comes Salty Attitude, Jersey Shore does it best! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eQuote: Choose your favorite from 6 sweary sayings:\u003cbr\u003e1. \"it costs $0.00 to punch you in the throat. and I love free sh*t.\"\u003cbr\u003e2. \"i don't mind coming to work. but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullsh*t.\"\u003cbr\u003e3. \"The woods don't fix everything. But I've never walked out of the forest thinking, 'Well, those trees were a bunch of *ssholes'\"\u003cbr\u003e4. \"You did not wake up this morning to be a weak *ss b*tch. Now handle your sh*t. You f*cking Rockstar!\"\u003cbr\u003e5. \"there it goes... my last flying f*ck.\"\u003cbr\u003e6. \"I'm not always the bigger person. Sometimes I like to be the one who helps you understand that when you f*ck around you find out.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho will love it? Sweary Work Bestie, Snarky Coworker, Sassy Sister, Ride or Die Pal, Burned Out Boss, Weekend Hiker, Classy Rebel\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eWhen is it Perfect? Funny Humor, Laughs, Birthday, White Elephant, Gag Gift, New Job, Retirement, Just Because\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eWhere will it shine? Home Office, Break Room, Gallery Wall, Sarcastic Decor, Beach House Theme, Seagull Design\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eWhy will it make them smile? Sense of Humor, Comic Relief, Bold Attitude, Minimalist Style, Hand Drawn in NJ\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGifts for Laughs, Sassy Fun, Snarky Cheeky Quotes, Silly Reminder, Funny Humor, Sweary Affirmations, Vacation Memories, Beach House Vibes, Seaside Nostalgia, Seagull Design, Hand drawn in NJ, Minimalist Style  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eVERTICAL 5x7 inch art print on a mat, frame not included\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArrives in protective cello-wrap, ready to frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eChoose your quote from the menu\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoastal Modern minimalist meets natural whimsy and sass in simple white decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal design hand drawn\u003cspan\u003e by Aimee Rose of NJ Mama-Owned Back Bay Designs, creating pockets of peace in our world since 2013.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSalty Attitude, Sweary Confidence, and totally relatable! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePerch it, post it, own it! Perfect for a birthday, a new job, or the friend running on caffeine and brash decisions. Hand drawn in NJ (the home of sarcasm, snooky and wise guys), it's a cheeky reminder to handle your business and laugh along the way. Pick their quote and make their day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Back Bay Designs","offers":[{"title":"\"it costs $0.00 to punch you in the throat. and I love free sh*t.\"","offer_id":42899461963822,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\"i don't mind coming to work. but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullsh*t.\"","offer_id":42899464388654,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\"The woods don't fix everything. But I've never walked out of the forest thinking","offer_id":42899473825838,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\"You did not wake up this morning to be a weak *ss b*tch. Now handle your sh*t. You f*cking Rockstar!\"","offer_id":42899473858606,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\"there it goes... my last flying f*ck.\"","offer_id":42899473891374,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\"I'm not always the bigger person. Sometimes I like to be the one who helps you understand","offer_id":42899473924142,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0121\/7531\/0905\/files\/it_costs_zero_dollars_vertical_5by7_print.png?v=1793219012","url":"https:\/\/backbaydesignsnewjersey.com\/products\/salty-sweary-seagulls-vertical-matted-5x7-prints-funny-sassy-quotes","provider":"Back Bay Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}